Ram Gopal Varma to direct a golden combo of an olden Chiru,NBK with younger Russian heroine renamed Anisha (original name was Anna Chikubova) and this is gonna be a utter flop.
Puri Jagan starts his new venture 'Osai' with 'Ido pedda boku' tagline.
VV Vinayak & Meher Ramesh in Hollywood to sketch Aeroplane & Ship chase in new faction movie.
Brahmi is the surviving comedian(most of comedy is done by heroes now) in Tollywood and celebrates his golden jubilee in films.
Subbirami reddy felicitates hindi actresses in Hyd.
Muralimohan remains the peacekeeper in Tollywood.
Each big heroes films rewrite their records in max. no of theatre releases,gross earners,records.
All bollywood heroines & models including NRIs are now limited to filmy events,parties and extracurricular activites with heroes as Russian and blondes rule now. There would be no trace of Telugu heroine.
Venkatesh,NBK,Mahesh Babu promotes sons as heroes ,Allu Arjun & Vishnu their sons as child stars in Tollywood.
Just to add to the above future news of Tollywood:
Telugu film industry gives away following awards named after the legends of industry like Chiru,NBK,Nag,Venky,Mohan Babu,etc., No one cares about heroines or character artists like Savitri,Vanisri,Jayasudha,SVR,Relangi,Suryakantham,Kota,Prakash Raj,etc.,
Awards as a tribute to chiru,nbk,nag etc.,
Best hero in a Mega Dance role:
Best hero in a faction/mythological role:
Best hero in a romantic role:
Best hero in a family/comedy role:
Best hero in a dialogue delivery role:
please don't ask me what it means as they ie., powerful people of industry themselves present these awards.
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Trust me...this will be a profitable venture for the producers..
Future Tollywood news:
Chiru's son beats Allari Naresh for giving average hits at a stretch.
Jr.Ntr shoots at Bellamkonda but Jr. was admitted in the hospital due to strange disease(God knows)
Allu Arjun recommends a congress ticket for his brother-in-law from Hyderabad constituency.
Anushka to act with Akhil & Nag Chaitanya.
Rana,Nitin and Manoj are looking for a hit desperately.
Elena voshkova and Tina katernina are the new heroines of Tollywood from Russia and they break the record for direct foreign imports.
Brahmi in a new avatar in Chakravarthy's (Money+Money) ^ 2
Venkatesh to conduct Evaru Koteeswarudu in Maa TV.
Any many more coming attractions...
Just to clarify the 1st point above, after Sharukh hit Shirish in a drunken state, Ram Charan also gets drunk and might hit Naresh.
More on future of Tollywood:
Ram Gopal Varma to direct a golden combo of an olden Chiru,NBK with younger Russian heroine renamed Anisha (original name was Anna Chikubova) and this is gonna be a utter flop.
Puri Jagan starts his new venture 'Osai' with 'Ido pedda boku' tagline.
VV Vinayak & Meher Ramesh in Hollywood to sketch Aeroplane & Ship chase in new faction movie.
Brahmi is the surviving comedian(most of comedy is done by heroes now) in Tollywood and celebrates his golden jubilee in films.
Subbirami reddy felicitates hindi actresses in Hyd.
Muralimohan remains the peacekeeper in Tollywood.
Each big heroes films rewrite their records in max. no of theatre releases,gross earners,records.
All bollywood heroines & models including NRIs are now limited to filmy events,parties and extracurricular activites with heroes as Russian and blondes rule now. There would be no trace of Telugu heroine.
Venkatesh,NBK,Mahesh Babu promotes sons as heroes ,Allu Arjun & Vishnu their sons as child stars in Tollywood.
Any new additions are welcome...
Just to add to the above future news of Tollywood:
Telugu film industry gives away following awards named after the legends of industry like Chiru,NBK,Nag,Venky,Mohan Babu,etc., No one cares about heroines or character artists like Savitri,Vanisri,Jayasudha,SVR,Relangi,Suryakantham,Kota,Prakash Raj,etc.,
Awards as a tribute to chiru,nbk,nag etc.,
Best hero in a Mega Dance role:
Best hero in a faction/mythological role:
Best hero in a romantic role:
Best hero in a family/comedy role:
Best hero in a dialogue delivery role:
please don't ask me what it means as they ie., powerful people of industry themselves present these awards.
@11:57 am lol. Good analysis. keep it up.
Thanks..Just a satire on Tollywood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4bBwqSjdJQ&feature=related
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